I am grateful for the small things in life. Today, for example, as I was touring Ottawa and in pretty much the middle of nowhere, I got suddenly and violently ill. Like, I needed to find a loo Right Away. Most likely this was do to the massive amount of berries I stuffed in my face this morning for breakfast. Whatever the cause, I was in a desperate circumstance. Frantically, I looked left and right seeing if there was a nearby building that would by sheer luck have a restroom that I could beg, barter, or bribe to use. I thanked my lucky stars when I noticed, not more than a few yards from where I was standing, a public restroom attached to a park of some sorts. Never was I more happy or relieved to see and use a park bathroom than at that very moment.
Let this be a lesson: prayers are answered and moderation should be taken in your berry eating.